While I was driving into work just now I heard that Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Do you know what this means? After years of getting it wrong, Jack Van Impe is now only a free space away from winning Antichrist Bingo.
I do wonder how you can win the Nobel Peace Prize on the same morning that you are bombing the moon. But perhaps that is Obama’s secret. He takes out his aggression on the moon rather than on other countries. Maybe he was subliminally warning Iran?
Obama’s victory, though a surprise, was not a foregone conclusion. He barely edged out Madonna, who also has made several comments which generally support world peace.
Perhaps the best perspective comes from Sam in Wichitaw, who responded to the news by saying “I also oppose genocide and want the Israelis and Palestinians to get along. Award please!”
You’ve been great. I’ll be here all week.