ohio sports

Think you’re having a bad day? Pity the poor guy trying to sell this.

On the bright side, tomorrow night Akron’s favorite son takes the first step toward his inevitable NBA championship, and the Cleveland Indians, though having lost three of their last four games, are still the best team in baseball. The people most excited about this live in New York, for they know that if our team turns out to be as good as we think, they’ll be wearing Yankee uniforms in three years. 

Remember, these are the highlights of Cleveland sports. I would share the bad news, but I don’t want to give Cleveland fans a reason to think that Harold Camping is right.