This is for Pete Scribner, who will probably learn today that Albert Pujols has signed with the Miami Marlins. I know a little about what you are going through, Pete (except the part where my star wins a championship before leaving town). Keep your chin up, because as this article attests, it gets better.
Update: apparently the Marlins are no longer interested in Pujols. Good for you, Pete! And once again, Cleveland fans are left without anyone who can understand our suffering. If sports was a religion, we’d be Lutheran.