I’m going to break my rule of not posting on Sunday because I’ve got fifteen minutes before evening service and this was in today’s paper (the Dear Abby column). I’m not going to comment, because it’s Sunday and the absurdity of our double standard speaks for itself.
HT: Eric Schlukebir
Don't Stop Believing 
I suspect our dear Abby was pranked. 😮
Of course, the fact that she didn’t realize it does say quite a bit…