The good news is that my grading is done for the semester. The bad news is that the final papers only gave me three bloopers to add to my list. I’m now up to 75. Next week I will post the all-time best, as a Christmas gift and to give my students something to shoot for.
73) “God has no begging and no end”
At least the Calvinist version. The Arminian God has been known to beg a little.
74) “The visible church is composed of people who, only by the grace of God, are wholly sinners and saints.”
Here’s proof that you shouldn’t praise God for everything.
75) “God’s existence is independent from himself.”
Which would make him dependent. Some praise comes on so strong it’s actually weak.