Category: miscellaneous
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did I get a Ph.D. for this?
On Sunday a very nice lady, probably around 70, asked me if there are any “mature single women” at my Thursday Evening Bible Class. She said she was asking for her brother, who apparently would like to meet somebody. I’m keeping this in mind as I prepare for tonight’s class, as it probably doesn’t matter…
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night Al
Yesterday I had the privilege of participating in Woodside Bible Church’s (Troy, MI) “Committed to the Word” conference, and at lunch in their gazebo I met Rick and Lana Seidel, old friends from college who know Gary Meadors a little too well from their time together at Grace Seminary. We reminisced about our lovable friend…
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don’t stop loving the church
My church, West Cannon Baptist, is hosting Kevin DeYoung, Ted Kluck and myself for an all-day seminar on Tuesday, September 22. It promises to be a provocative day of (mostly) sound theology that will encourage us to love and serve Christ’s church. Registration ends one week from today, so if you’re in the Grand Rapids…
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that ’80s show
Pete Scribner has demonstrated that a) he has a lot of free time and b) it is possible to cheapen the doctrines of grace by describing them with song titles from the 80’s. Here is how Tulip would look if it had been composed as a power ballad: Total Eclipse of the Heart: The Doctrine…
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a fool and his money are easily parted
My friend was doing a tile job for a wealthy doctor who lives in a gated community on a hill overlooking Amway valley. When he asked the doctor’s wife why their ’74 Fiat (16,000 miles) was no longer in the garage, she said that her husband had decided to trade it towards a Mini Cooper…
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preseason in Michigan
Even the kids know it’s not a great time to live in Michigan.
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christian cliches
My good buddy Zach Bartels has written a provocative post on Christian buzzwords. My own pet peeve, which may not bother most of you, is how Christians ask God to bless or help or do something for “those we come into contact with,” which is just a spiritual way to say “meet.” Normally we meet…
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schmalliteration
Is this ironic? The Grand Rapids Press on Saturday wrote this about Rob Bell’s homiletics conference: “Absent from the agenda at an upcoming seminar on sermons: How to alliterate three preaching points by starting them all with the same letter [isn’t the last part of this sentence redundant?]. After all, turning gospel teaching into rational…
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I Q Test
This 4 minute video was forwarded to me by Jim Grier, which means that if you find it funny then you’re probably pretty smart. If you don’t get all of the humor–and there are approximately 37 distinct funny items (can you list them?)–then you may yet need a liberal arts education.
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good times
I’m being presumptuous here, but some of you may have noticed that I didn’t blog last week. I spent the week enjoying Myrtle Beach, S.C., with my parents and three brothers and their families. I would have told you that we were gone, but I just bought a Wii and I didn’t want anyone to…